- Boobies for birthdays is a trend that is catching on
- 17 different beers in one night might be one too many (mind you 2oz pours)
- I can have a good party with food without cooking
- Mixing horrible craft beer with horrible malt energy drink makes a tasty beverage
- A selection of girl scout cookies and leftover Easter candy is an acceptable dessert for a party
- When white people get drunk they debate things like David Byrne vs Elvis Costello
- Even pounding lots of water, 17 beers will give you a nice hangover
- Lemon Curd pancakes are the bomb
- Roasted potatoes with brown sugar and mustard are even better
- The worst hangover can be mitigated with mimosas and Skull Crusher mountain
- Rumspring.me is the best site to ask Amish related questions (expect a delay in response)
- Coffee milk shakes and sweet potato fries at Studio Diner rock
- Sometimes you just have to look past a cute boy’s horrible spelling and grammar
- Naked sleeping is awesome
- Early morning cuddles are the awesome
- Getting up to shower and be slightly productive then crawling back into bed is amazing
- Spending most of Sunday in bed reading and napping is even more amazing
- My thug can be a gentle girl when needed.
- Panera dates are so relaxing and comforting
- Coffee Bean and Tea leaf’s Café Vanilla is super yummy
- 20 minutes after the Kitteh lands I am mentally useless
- My boob is a great ipod holder
- Spicy cheesy bread is nommy
- Jamie Oliver wants you to cook better but really isn’t cheap about it
- Rockstars take many forms and even though they may not seem strong, they will surprise you beyond all belief.
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